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Everything was fine until somebody started singing Frozen.  Seriously?! I JUST got it all out of my head and some asshole at the convenience store put me back 3 weeks.  The worst part is, it was a burly man buying beer at 9:00 in the morning…WTF?  I’m telling ya’ll – nobody is safe from this!

As I was lamenting my inner choir, I started thinking about the movie and based on the music, which I have memorized, here is my take. P.S. I DON”T hold back so if you are a Frozen lover, get ahold of yourself before you continue reading.

Elsa

Elsa is a bitch.  She gives the term ‘Ice Queen’ new meaning. I mean really, freezing everyone out so you can put on a pretty dress, let your hair down and sing at the top of your lungs.  Just look at that smirk – she totally knows what she is doing and she doesn’t care!  Let It Go, huh? I wish I could!

258px-Anna_Render

Then there is Anna.  And, you had better say her name right in my house – Ahhnah – or you might get the stink eye from my two girls. Elitists.  I call her Anna just to piss them off sometimes.  All Ahhnah does is bang on the door asking if Elsa wants to build a snowman.  Elsa hasn’t come out of her room in 10 years!  What makes you think that just because you ride a damn bicycle down the hallway she will change her mind?!  And Ahnnah falls for that douche Hans. My 5-year old knew he was the bad guys from minute 1.  Wake up Anna!

HANS

Oh Hans, I mean, who doesn’t love a man in uniform?  We ALL know a Hans, am I right ladies?!  Good looking, great timing and just a little too smooth. For Hans and all the men like him Love Is An Open Fly, not an open door. Really, finish each others sandwiches?  Give me a BREAK!  Grow a pair Hans!

There, now it’s out.  I feel better now, don’t you?  Thank you for listening to me vent and good luck getting those songs out of your head now that I so rudely put them back in there.  You can curse my Frozen Heart but you will have to forgive me because I am a bit of a Fixer Upper.  For the First Time in Forever, I am starting to make peace with Frozen.

 

 

5 thoughts on “Everything was fine…until

  1. Amy, you are not right! I love your humor and courage to share it in a language I totally understand….Have a great day.

  2. Pingback: How do I get myself into this shit? | Amy Greene

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