Father’s Day: Ghetto Fabulous

It’s no secret that I love my Dad.  He is irreverent, funny, smart, kind and has a very big heart.  Continue reading →

Foreigners: The lowest life form

This is a post I have been waiting a long time to write.  I have wanted to write it even Continue reading →

Another year, another birthday…

….no, no, not MY birthday, silly! I am ALL done aging, thank you very much.  Instead, I celebrate my youngest Continue reading →

The sh** Moms Say…

Moms have to say some stupid shit and our kids are the reason.  In honor of Mother’s Day, let’s all Continue reading →

Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Morning

If you live within a 100 mile radius of me, you had some seriously craptastic weather last night (Monday).  It Continue reading →

Carrot Weight

The old saying “Tread lightly and carry a big stick” translates to “hold hands and carry a big purse” when Continue reading →

PSA: Parenthood

  The following message is a Public Service Announcement. You probably clicked on this expecting some words of wisdom sarcasm Continue reading →

How do I get myself into this shit?

Everything was fine until my Mom called.  My Mom works for the YMCA of East TN as their Healthy Living Continue reading →